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ScreenQueen donated $50

„My screen time is alarming… and worth it.“

And this is his story written by life… Gary is 47 years old. He’s a virgin. 😥 He lives with his mom. 👩‍🦳 (She makes great meatloaf, so it’s not all bad.) He has a lava lamp collection, a framed poster of Lara Croft from 1999, and a dream: to move out and live on his own. 🏰 But dreams cost money. And Gary? Gary is broke. 🏚️ Not broke like “I shouldn’t order takeout tonight,” but broke like “I pay my internet bill in quarters and tears.”

He used what he knew — a deep understanding of lonely nights, endless browsing, and... porn. He created his own adult website. 😎 Gary works on it 24/7. He uploads. He moderates. He writes code by day and reviews very educational videos by night. 🤖 He hasn’t seen sunlight since last October, but dammit — he’s committed. He doesn’t have a marketing team. He doesn’t have investors. He has... one chair 🪑 (very squeaky), an old laptop that wheezes louder than a haunted house, and a dream to one day afford his own apartment. With a door. 🤩 That locks. From the inside.

If you enjoy this site — if it’s ever made you smile, or… uh, “relax” — consider donating. 💎 Here’s what you get: An ad-free experience, because no one wants to see “HOT SINGLE MOMS NEAR YOU” while doing research. That warm, fuzzy feeling that you helped a middle-aged man finally escape his mom’s guest room. 🥸 The pride of supporting truly independent adult website, built by one lonely legend, for millions of other lonely legends. 🙏 Donate today. Do it for quality content. Do it for freedom. Do it for Gary.
With love (and probably carpal tunnel), ❤️

Gary – Founder, Webmaster, Dreamer

P.S. His mom still thinks he runs a "tech support blog." Let’s help Gary prove her almost right.

If you need anything — questions, suggestions, or just someone to talk to at 2 a.m. — don’t hesitate to Contact me. I’m probably online anyway.